Drofdem Sirhc.... S-Rod.......

S-Rod- Drofdem

Drofdem- Srod

S-Rod- What's Up With Kodoma?

Drofdem- Kodoma Are Tree Spirits.

S-Rod- Oh Ok, Kinda Like Menehune..

Drofdem- Haven't you ever seen Princess Mononoke?

S-Rod- Yeah, A while ago...

S-Rod- It's been a while since o've seen that.

Drofdem- What Are Menehune?

S-Rod- Little hawaiian dudes that run around and terrorize everything. they were hawaiian legend

Drofdem- I See, Have You Ever Encountered One?

S-Rod- Yeah, i did..

S-Rod- i battled with one for centuries on end..

Drofdem- I see, and who was the victor?

S-Rod- Well obviously me, cause we fought to the death, and obviously im still alive so i crushed him...

Drofdem- I see. And are you satisfied?

S-Rod- Nope. Since i had my last Menehune head, i've still been thirsting for more..

Drofdem- I see, Then i am afraid i will have to destroy you..

S-Rod- Actually, You Can't..

Drofdem- Actually, i am in the process as we speak..

S-Rod- Actaully, you were dead before you were the twinkle in your father's eye

Drofdem- I was never a twinkle in anyones eye. I am a mighty warrior, my blade will twinkle as the blood of my enemies runs down its edge...

S-Rod- Is that right, if you were never a twinke in anyone's eye, then you will soon be the twinkle in my eye, when i am laughing and telling the world how i crushed you like i did the roach that stepped into the doorway of of the flat footed sole...

Drofdem- You have a vengeful mouth, it must be longing for something...I will fill it with the blood of my enemies. It is up to you if you desire to taste your own blood. I guess you have to ask yourself: Am I parched ?

S-Rod- You have a very decieving mouth, for what i am going to do with it, will not be vengeful, but it will be very noble. because you are that spot of blue that always wished that you could be that lighter spot of blue, but when that dark evil, decieving mouth comes out of its shizzy shell, it only comes to its death...

(Long Pause...)

S-Rod- Drofdem Sirhc, come out and fight!!

Drofdem- You know nothing of my mouth, Indeed, my mouth posseses the power to not only bite through any injustice which you would proliferate, but also to produce the mighty saliva which I will use to cleanse my hands of the Black Blood which will spew from every orifice of your body. The spewing of your empty threats may still pearce my ears as I walk away, my back to your kneeling, dying carcass...

S-Rod- The only salivae you will be producing is the saliva that does not exist. it is the saliva that will be longing to escape, but there will be no way out. the only way out is to proclaim that i am the victor and that you are that fly in the half of my razored edge...

Drofdem- ENOUGH!! ... One day we will settle this. Today is not that day. Indeed, that day may never come. But if it does, I warn you, our lives will be altered to a point beyond retrieval. A clear victor may be undescernable, but one thing will be without question, Honor...

S-Rod- The only honor that you will earn, is the honor of those photogenic cows...

Drofdem- Indeed....

S-Rod- Everybody is falling for my april fools joke...

Drofdem- I will fall for nothing...

S-Rod- I know, cause i already told you! insolent swine!!

Drofdem- I may be swine, but i am far from insolent, nor impotent for that matter...

S-Rod- Thats it! do you want me to kick your backtalking arse now or later?!?!

Drofdem- You're words reveal your incompetence. I will spare your life...

Drofdem- For Now... Don't Push Me....

Drofdem- PEACE..